Narcoleptic

Now that I'm a narcoleptic
There's this mental condition I have
There's a chance I'll fall asleep when least convenient
Now that I'm a narcoleptic man

When I wake from an excellent dream
A crowd of people, looking at me
Some laugh, but all of them stare
Sometimes I wish I wasn't impaired

In my dreams nobody laughs
I always get along with everybody
We all hold hands while doing arts and crafts
They pass out paper hats to everybody
There's a slumber party every night
Everyone's invited, especially me

Now that I'm a narcoleptic
There's this mental condition I have
There's a chance I'll fall asleep when least convenient
Now that I'm a narcoleptic man

Back in cubicle 28-D
My boss is talking, he's talking to me
Oh dear, my eyelids are lead
How I wish I were back in my bed

Where people smile and nobody works
I'm unemployed just like everybody
In my magic dreamland there are no jerks
I get to boss around everybody
There's no pollution and there are no wars
Everyone is awesome, especially me

Now that I'm a narcoleptic
There's this mental condition I have
There's a chance I'll fall asleep when least convenient
Now that I'm a narcoleptic man

It's a shame that reality sucks
I get to dream the most, that's my luck
But don't you worry, 'cause you're not stuck

I'll meet you in my dreams

Catscan!, ©2009