Iceman

Up in Alaska, one horrible night
A brilliant scientist grinned with delight
"I'll take radiation, expose it to snow
I'll bottle the contents, and feed it to crows!"
And so Dr. Finley went through with his plan
But instead of a crow he injected a man
His name had been Brian, or that's what they say
Until his mutation on that fateful day
No long human, his family wept
For he had been kidnapped in the time that they slept
It was a snowman, covered in skin
A subzero life form that glowed from within

I am the Iceman
I am the Iceman
I am the Iceman
I am the Iceman

I am the Iceman
I am the Iceman
I am the Iceman
I am the Iceman

But the solution has warped Brian's mind
And poor Dr. Finley was attacked from behind
The monster ran off and it hid he a cave
Until he got hungry and decided to make
A meal out of hikers who happened to pass
They tried to outrun him, but that creature is fast
He's not a mere human, advanced beyond us
His breath causes frostbite, his touch causes rust
He's fast as the wind and he's tall as a tree
He's headed this way so I think we should leave

Catscan!, ©2009